Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
