Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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