I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
should my penis look like a turkey
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.