apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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