I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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