Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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