If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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