Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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