just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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