koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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