doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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