toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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