Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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