i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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