She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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