you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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