quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
