My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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