i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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