if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All the doctor said was why
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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