is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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