I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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