fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sorry about my life...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
