she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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