That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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