bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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