I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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