This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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