i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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