Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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