It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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