Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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