I have demons in me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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