Got a toothbrush?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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