It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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