Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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