Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just had sex bonerless
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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