she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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