butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i've created a new STD.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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