Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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