I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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