I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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