you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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