saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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