Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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