I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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