oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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