True but thats because hes a fetus.
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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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