the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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