I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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