summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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