i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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