I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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