I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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