i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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