What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think i got beer on your cat.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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