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My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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