Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Fuck appropriateness.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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