yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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